“You
can’t be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer.”
Frank Zappa
“There’s
nothing wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t
cure.”
Ross MacDonald
“I’ve
just returned from Boston. It’s the only thing to do if you find
yourself up there.”
Fred Allen
“A
small town is a place where there’s no place to go where you shouldn’t.”
Burt Bacharach
“I
don’t even know what street Canada is on.”
Al Capone