“I
have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out
what they want and then advise them to do it.”
Harrry S. Truman
“When
I was a boy of fourteen my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand
to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learnt in seven years.”
Mark Twain
“My
father was frightened of his father, I was frightened of my father, and
I’m damned well going to see to it that my children are frighten
of me.”
King George V
“Few
things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers
of their own.”
Doug Larson
“Any
child will tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can
use it when he’s really in trouble.”
Dennis Fakes
“Before
I got married I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have
six children and no theories.”
John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester’
”Always
be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your
rest home.”
Phyllis Diller
“Everyone
is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone
but a school bus driver.”
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