Insults and Put Downs

 

“Plato was a bore.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.”
Leo Tolstoy

“I’m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.”
Ernest Hemingway

“Hemingway was a jerk.”
Harold Robbins

“How can I lose to such an idiot?”
A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book – I’ll waste no time reading it.”
Moses Hades

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
Abraham Lincoln

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
Sir Winston Churchill

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”
Irvin S. Cobb

“I worship the quicksand he walks in.”
Art Buchwald

“Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!”
“And if you were my wife, I would drink it.”
Sir Winston Churchill

“You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.”
“Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly and disgustingly fat. But tomorrow morning I, Winston Churchill, will be sober.”
Sir Winston Churchill

“His ignorance is encyclopedic.”
Abba Eban