Marriage
is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
Oscar Wilde
Marriage
is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Anonymous
“My
advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife, you’ll be
happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”
Socrates
“A
husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
Helen Rowland
Marriage
is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
Oscar Wilde
"Some people
ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"There's
a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I was
married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx
"In my
house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
Woody Allen
"I haven't
spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield
"A man
is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Ah,
yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet.”
Robin Williams
Instead
of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give
her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
I
never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it
was too late.
Max Kauffman