“Men
have become the tools of their tools.”
Henry David Thoreau
“God
gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair.
"Don't
knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen
"Sex is
one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
Henry Miller
"Sex is
emotion in motion."
Mae West
"I believe
that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that
money can buy."
Steve Martin
"Sex between
two people is a beautiful thing; between five it's fantastic."
Woody Allen
"An intellectual
is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
Aldous Huxley
”Women
need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal
In the
last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really
a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's
breasts?
Jay Leno
"The
only truly indigenous American inventions are Thanksgiving turkey and
fingerfucking."
Lyndon Baines Johnson (36th President of the United States)