“If
women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
Aristotle Onassis
“I
love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
Walt Disney
“There’s
a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice.
A charming woman is one who notices me.”
John Erskine
"One should
never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell
one that, would tell one anything."
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."
"Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want
it back in small change."
"I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting."
Oscar Wilde
"Women
speak two languages - one of which is verbal."
William Shakespeare
"Women
are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."
James Thurber
"I hate
women because they always know where things are."
Voltaire